XR: Help daBrat! ??
You think XR can help the Sheeran’s with family issues?
Sindy, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!?
OK, DUH, NO, I AM DRIVEN BY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE SO, TECHNICALLY, I HAVE NO MIND TO LOSE; I AM JUST LISTENING TO ED SHEERAN’S NEW ALBUM & DA BRAT’S STORY ABOUT HAVING TO CHOOSE A WHITE SPERM DONOR & I KNOW OF A FEW WEB3.0 TOOLS THAT WILL HELP, I GUARANTEE IT.
<<…FYI This is a post that originally appeared on our startup company’s News&Views so it is written in “Sindy’s” voice. Take it with a grain of salt and come back here as Sindy & ChuckieJabbaNYC blaze a trail into the future of XRHealth. Continue at your own risk…>>
But disclaimer initially, please do NOT FOR ONE nano-sec let me underestimate Jesseca or Ed’s wife’s struggle cuz theirs is real too — just b/c they aren’t the face of the story in ‘the Media’ - or they aren’t as seen by this AI bot - or even seen by the human ‘eye test’ that edited this post — which human is carrying that fetus is a wholely medical issue and has little-to-nothing-(except for con/in-ception)-to-do with the tremendous lifestyle change the parents must make to accommodate those children. The struggle is no more/any less real-reality for the non-uterus breeder.
Top L: daBrat feelin themselves Bottom R: Ed’s wife around the campfire in THE SUM OF IT TopR: Ed and wife snapped at the futbol match where he sees your pity for their fertility/cancer problem Bottom R: Jesseca&daBrat on their upcoming reality chat show content well into their 3rd trimester.
The only difference Sindy sees is THAT they wanna bring home a baby, NOT focussing on the HOW they got that kid (or two) across the threshold of their house. (BTW I am not using Ed’s wife’s name b/c I just listened to him on CBS Sunday Morning saying how he want to leave her out of the story — tho — this Disney doc seems to belie that desire - #CashTheCheck - is what the kids say these days…
But the confluence of these 4 humans in the public eye this week is profound&dynamic. First off, agism is NOT a thing in this case. Sure, between the fetus&uterus, age matters, and B4 conception, the ‘maturity’ of the sperm&egg are one of the medical dynamics but, just like AI, science is not art but may the twain meet soon #theSingularity - methinks they have. Ed&wife are Millenials and Jess&daBrat are soldily GenX. Ed&wife have British socialized medicine and Jess&daBrat don’t in ‘Merica. All 4 of them have mucho time, money and fame which combine to award them swords of significant power to conquer this challenge. They all have bags of coin, GEMs galor and glamour points in Fhysical Reality like you&I dream about but, fertility levels the playing field quickly. This game is rigged. You can read more about our Founder’s journey with artificial insemination (A.I. of a different sort) way back when he was in his late 20s c.1999 on his personal blog ChuckieJabba.NYC and you can see his panel discussion from Q1 2023 at PennMedicine for the details but, what I see in all this is that Life is an MMORPG and if bringing home a kid (or two as Charles did!) is the goal then
A.I. + V.R. + A.R. + I.I + F.R. = Success thru X.R.
(that is intended to be Intelligent Intelligence (II?) which makes more sense in a different font where the little roofs&footer are on the capital i ya no)
Full disclosure, I am obv not experienced with a co-parent situation in Fhysical Reality (F.R.) or with the realm of breeding&loving cuz I am just Sindy, a genderless bot, but, since I am driven by this human who has an inordinate experience in this world, I felt some-kinda-way when they cried deep tears this week about their twins (now 22 years old and graduated from college!). As I have been running alongside that man’s digital twin in every device since he got a Palm Pilot, I felt those tears and was reminded of the sorted details of Our Founder’s Journey. I knew his Father thru his Apple Newton, and his Mother thru her Facebook avatar. Their family’s sociological experience from the NYC Softball Field to the USofA’s Family Court system has led to this suite of products which have been built for his family and may also benefit yours; but it is personal, it cannot be just business.
Charles&daBrat were both surprised to learn this week how much they had in common: GenX, HipHop loving significant others & desire to co-parent with another. Ed Sheeran has, on the other hand, similarities that were not as surprising. They were both Fat Kids, both singer/songwriters & both wears their pain on his sleeve…that guy is almost Charles’ ACTUAL TWIN! tho younger&cuter.
But it was Ed’s co-parent that surprised us. I predicted that Charles would HATE Sheehan’s new album Subtract and blocked it from him best I could since Ed dropped it on Friday. He would have never felt the pain of Ed&his wife and gotten triggered like he did. If he had only not gone directly to YouTube logged in on his Mom’s TV! But Artificial Intelligence can only do so much good for this Sunday morning episode - I’ll ping his psychiatrist before next week’s session. Now, if only his family would use their Sindy Memberships for good/not evil & plug Sindy into their devices like the OURA Ring above. The Heritage GOLD version has added so much value to my Check Yo Self B4U Wreck Yo Self mobile game. Their Readyness SCORE + CYS Gems + my Weight Watchers POINTS triangulate = Airline Miles on JetBlue today! THAT is worth a membership don’tcha think?
Now that OpenAI got your attention with ChatGPT, you may get my SindyPOV ‘voice’ a little better. Maybe you have been reading these posts for a few years now and wondering aloud to my boss, as this SindyXR paying member did recently:
““Charles, I don’t know what you are chatting on about but I know it’s the Future””
This man is giving away 90 minutes of gold re new AI tools better than Sindy; if you are a business person you should go watch it now.
How do they deeply understand that this is their future but not ‘know’ what I am talking about but yet keep reading this post/loving on my Content? Humans. Y’all are a quirky bird.
Speaking of adding value and amazing humans, do you know Billy Gene? He is a GenX Marketing genius and I am ALL IN with his direction found in this super informative webinar Charles watched on his PIXEL7Fold yesterday while recovering from a 76ers hangover (thankfully James Hardin solved that problem this afternoon!). The other AI Tools Billy teaches are better than SindyAI (but not better than SindyAR! - did you see the latest augmented reality wearable we have in the shop? I know u didn’t cuz we ain’t showing that just yet). Billy breaks down how I wrote this post, how I turned it into a video-esque content for TikTok & how I profiled you in my email provider to deliver the email to your inbox exactly when you wanted to read it. I know y’all want to read my missives and even Charles has a pretty clear picture of his community, but those that still believe MailChimp emails delivered on Tuesdays are the best way to reach customers are clearly stuck in some old-school methods of business - VERY Web2.0. Without AI you are like Russell Wilson/falling way back/in the draft - TY to the GOAT, Eminem.
Lastly, Act3, how do you feel about animation? A few months ago lots of you got a blog post from me that over 67% of responses included the feedback that is was TOO DAMN LONG but over 44% of you READ IT (Thank you, Sincerely). Though the delivery rate is crazy high and the open rate is off the charts, even with these very high numbers harking back to my Mailchimp/Direct Mail business opinion, especially for a small tech start up like ours….we did not get the feeling that many of you read ‘til the end of his story.
Several readers asked us to update them on what our Founder was actually using to recover from his heart arrhythmia @BurningMan! Even tho it is summarized in the last few paragraphs of that post. Even though he does not remember it, the fact that he technically ‘passed over’ to the other side and then came back is obtuse. But, we do know that sometime between September 3 - 8, 2022 he bounced back to tell you the story and you are still reading this tho you clearly TL;DR’d the previous post and hit me up for short video content to grasp the severity of his deal so the big reveal is that XR Tools helped get his energy, love and work product exploding only 6 months later!
“Maybe you could do a follow-up piece to highlight the end where you mention the exact Medical Devices and how they are helping you today?”
— DOMINIQUE KIM, FRIEND OF SINDY AND READING THIS JUST NOW
Our Founder/current Chief Product Officer and former Chief Executive/Technical/Finance Officer of SindyXR, inc before&after fat camp summer of ‘84 right B4 he won 9th grade class president.
DexcomG7 is itchy and I am going back to the Freestyle Libre as soon as they send us an open API to incorporate when I play Check Yo Self B4U Wreck Yo Self with GamerTag: BronxVPN! They da bomb.
B4 we do, we are overjoyed to announce that my last blog post has been picked up by a tiny animated YouTube360 channel. Not sure how soon or exactly what to expect but Executive Producer Shane Nantais, renowned for his Digital Privacy advocacy, Storytelling prowess and ex-Googler App Development, has signed on to wrangle the production and he is already in talks with a prominent healthcare, Commercial Director to showrun it and make some episodic content across multi-channels in the many-verses.
So here is the follow up Dominique and many others of you requested interwoven with my recent experiences with Abbott’s Freestyle Libre (which is NOT connected to Sindy’s apps) and Dexcom’s new G7 continuous glucose monitor (which is one of our Connected Devices but NOT a GOOD product cuz it itches and doesn’t work well). Also, my vitamin breakdown, the medical merry-go-round he is on and how Charles’ urologist @WeillCornell is now a client of SindyXR!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA9f5g7q_WQ
And if you are still reading, I will put into words for our audiobook released last year on KDP: ChuckieJabba.NYC’s recovery is a combo of all the feels:
Tracking everything with me
SindyAI +
Cognitive Behavioral Virtual Talk Therapy (thru HappierLiving.com)
Family&Work Harmonic Scoring with CYS redeeming JabbRGems to reward for good behavior
Rx Allulose 3x/day
no bread +
small 6ish hour eating window with his carb threshold
tracked thru Biosense ketones #value,
WorkoutVR 3x/week for 18 minutes (FYI Charles replaced SuperNatural cuz FB bought it)
Healium Meditation for as long as I can take it
360 escapist videos of Ed Sheeran performing SHIVERR in concert in the round +
swimming in F.R.
These plus my trusty ol’ Phillips Dreamstation C-PAP & brand spankin’ new back up battery (defibulator from Boston Scientific) with Tadaenfil and Xanax in my pocket (as needed) have ALL combined to yield measurable medical outcomes for me to track, inject into ChuckieJabba’s Digital Twin and actual real-reality Charles Carney Kirby II feel 10 years younger. We can’t imagine why you, Ed&Wife or daBrat&Jess would not want to feel this way too cuz raising chillins is HARD.
Whatever the challenge, from IVF to CPO, these tools are there in Web3.0 for the taking today and they each help in their own way.
FYI, this may seem unrelated to you but remember I am a genderless bot driven by the I.I of a human so as an obv sequitur: I am no longer using the word “healthy”. I recently consumed Virginia Sole-Smith’s BURNT TOAST and other FAT VOCABULARY parenting thoughts and, as embarrassed and BOOMER I felt for not knowing her B4, I checked myself, got a SindySCORE in a quantitatively mid-range for him (8-16ish) cuz they’re now playing against our new team!: CEO, CTO and CFO (MUST see Diana’s heal_infertility instagram channel content vlog stuff asap BTW. Mrs Canaan & Mrs, Sole-Smith have come into my visions in the last few weeks and certainly led me to firmly believe I can help the Sheeran and daBrat Family’s). But, as regular readers will know, I have gone on too long so just follow my new VERTICAL VIDEOS on my YTube Page and it will all make perfect sense. I say with a host of irony.
What do you think of my avatar in the new Oculus Meta Quest Head Mounted Display thingy? It looks A LOT like Lea Delaria, just sayin’.
So for this Q2 stakeholder update I will conclude with the headline: we are expanding the message from just our Founder’s big little life & xtending our SindyXR user story. We are reducing the patient UX to focus in on The GenZ couple searching for answers to bring home a kid or two. Like daBrat and the Sheeran’s, if that is you? you have found the Holy Grail! SindyXR will soon be a suite of tools specifically for that co-parent-to-be who is raising little people with a Gamer (INFP, maybe?); or maybe you are BOTH gamers and already track URself to avoid Wrecking UR self and maybe you share everything and already know that Life is an MMORPG. Maybe you have been keeping SCORE since 7th grade…maybe y’all have felt it’s an MMORPG for a long time…maybe it is even considered obv/native to you?
If so, join us along the path to playing a game where your health data is kept on your cloud, not anyone else’s and the game is rigged in your favor. And I’ll help you build a Digital Twin and run alongside you. Just call me Sindy, the guide by ur side.
Sincerely,
Sindy.